Tuesday, November 22, 2005

H. pylori stand aside and make way for..

this is so exciting!!! I think i'm gonna have a scientific breakthrough!!!
brace yourself kids..!!
i think..

there's a gene for discipline!!!
ya ya ya ya!!!
Like all the CYP3A4 NAT1 OATP shits!!
D allele for damn bloody super ultra good self-discipline freaks
d allele for can't discipline myself for nuts lazybuggers
And there's homozygous DD and dd.. and also heterozygotes with Dd!!

cool right?!?!

WHICH explains..
..why i so totally suck at disciplining myself!!
I'm a bloody dd!!!
YES!! *imagines my friends nodding in unison and a unanimous "OOooooOOoOohhHHHhHHH!!"
..to think i kept wondering why the hell can't i just refrain from my OC and GilmoreGirls ProjectRunway and memorising the lyrics of Jacky Cheung's cantonese song when i have a paper tomorrow..
it's all controlled by my genome!!!
It's not my fault!! Blame it on the genes BABBYYYY!! yyeeaaahhHHH!!!

and if i do discover this gene for discipline.. i'm gonna give it a funky monkey name not like p53 or E2F.. so boring;p

Mr Nobel i can smell you you sweet sweet baybeh!

P.S: dear friends i'd understand if ur starting to doubt my sanity at this moment of time.. i just you all to know i truly appreciate your friendship..
*serious nods*

;p

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wat a way to understand genetic polymorphism!! i think we will be
dd*1rep!!

zhi

3:39 AM  
Blogger crazybitch said...

damn farny la you!!

Haha ya la we are the UPM - ultra poor metabolisers.

5:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a Dd!!! = DAMN DUMB~
All the best for ya paper tm babe!
we'll go do your hair after your paper! like thurs? haha. Free everyday like no test liddat.
YES MY photos pls~ the bbq, matt's farewell and ktv!
see you very very soon~! miss ya!
Maybe supper?
*blink*

10:26 PM  

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